i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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