Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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