There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Randomize
