Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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