he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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