glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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