I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Do vagina's smell?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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