We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
wow bdsm is so cute
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