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I accidentally burped into my bong.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie

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your the best winggirl ever

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(815): View more from Illinois

Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye

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(205): View more from Alabama

remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?

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(678): View more from Georgia

Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..

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(281): View more from Texas

Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.

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