sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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