I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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