in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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