READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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