I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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