I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
The air was thick with penises
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
