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Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Don't make out with my wife yet
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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