you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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