We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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