is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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