love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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