let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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