Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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