Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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