BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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