And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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