I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
