sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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