You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Randomize
