Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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