Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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