Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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