apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
