So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
