We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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you traded sex for a burrito?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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