I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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