...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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