She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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