i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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