Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
this will be a night to untag.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The power of my boobs compel you
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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