Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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