I don't think brook has ever known best
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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