Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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