dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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