I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think your dad took our porno
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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