bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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