I CAN MOONWALK!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
is wine microwaveable?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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