thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
it's like iHOP with fire
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
NoShamevember. You game?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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