I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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