Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize