I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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