May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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