I want to have your abortion
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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