yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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