So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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