You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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