I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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